Score: 10

"Great game"

submission: Corpus.

date: July 21, 2008

It's really enjoyable. At first, the graphics seemed a bit offputting, but when you play the game, you quickly forget about it

Can't wait for Corpus 2

Score: 10

"Wow"

submission: St1k Hates the Clock Crew

date: July 19, 2008

3 reviews. Doesn't this show how REALLY awesome this is? A LOT OF SHIT gets only 3 reviews.
Including this.
Of course, I'm sure you could go on a trek and Find a MILLION*gasp maybe even TWO MILLION* other flashes that got 3 or less reviews, but this works very well for your image, the fact that you spend half your time wisely searching for something to indicate that someone else is wrong about how much you rule.

I think that you need to spend less time doing cohesive and useful material then spamming up crap like this.
Here's ten shiny stars.

Score: 7

"Not bad, haha"

submission: Chef Aliens B Movie Spoof

date: June 6, 2008

This definitely captured the old "B movie" feel, which is a plus (seeing as that's what you were going for..I think). Also, the whole "chef aliens" concept was pretty weird, but it was definitely enjoyable. The animation was limited, but the line work and shading were done well, considering the time restraints.

3/5 7/10 :)

Score: 7

"Excellent art, but..."

submission: After

date: May 8, 2008

the entire animation seemed like an intro to something. There was hardly any actual movement, just pans basically. I felt as if I were watching opening credits to a movie (y'know, the part you wanna skip), but I kept waiting, anticipating that something would eventually happen.
I was wrong.

Don't get me wrong though, the art was fantastic, and deserves credit, I just think it needs more thought and emotion :)

Score: 8

"This is a good idea"

submission: Life of A Smiley: Intro

date: May 8, 2008

This cartoon was amusing. The blowjob gave me a hardy chuckle, and the animation was good for the most part. There were a few tweens that just didn't fit, but it doesn't really matter.

Unfortunately, I can only give this an 8 due to the fact that it's an intro. If it's up to part with this, I'll gladly give the episode a 10.

Score: 3

"The only reason this was "good""

submission: Transformers Mediocrity

date: April 9, 2008

was because it had some notable characters in it. Honestly, I watched this twice. The first time I watched, I saw it as is. If I had stopped there, you could've gotten a 4/10. However, being curious, I decided to watch it again, replacing the Transformers with regular people (using my mind, of course). When I did this, it was extremely boring. In fact, it made me kind of upset. There's not much I can even remember...except naming an iPod "Peanut," which, I guess works because it fits with the title of this animation. "Mediocrity." That's all there is to this flash (aside from Ego's sexy voice!). Mediocre writing, animating, drawing.

Bleh.

Score: 9

"Well Done"

submission: Neon Bible.

date: March 6, 2008

The animation compliments the song perfectly in many ways. And, it's Arcade Fire, which basically says enough.

And I don't get why people seem to complain about its length. I feel that if it were too much longer, it would've gotten repititious and slightly boring.

Score: 10

"Great game!"

submission: Goliath The Soothsayer

date: January 30, 2008

Being a long time Volta fan, I am extremely glad that you were chosen to make this game. You really capture the general mood of the story behind The Bedlam in Goliath, which is a huge plus.

Not to mention the phenomenal gameplay!

Score: 8

"such a tedius thing, yet such a humorous flash."

submission: -Ctrl + Z-

date: August 13, 2007

this was good..and having mars volta at the end made this flash even better

Score: 10

"Great"

submission: Notessimo

date: July 20, 2007

This was very well done, I don't really think theres a lot you can correct

..and it reminds me of the good days..doing that in mario paint for hours